Not My Blood

This T‑shirt is for the beautifully unbothered — the kind of person who can stroll through Fresno or Clovis with suspicious red splatters and a smile. Featuring bold lettering that reads “THIS? OH, IT’S NOT MY BLOOD.” and a delightfully chaotic splatter pattern, this design blends dark humor with unapologetic attitude.

Hand‑pressed by hand (the normal kind, not the ominous kind), each shirt is made to stand out with crisp print, soft fabric, and a mischievous vibe that fits right in with Cabin 13’s spooky‑playful aesthetic. Perfect for horror fans, pranksters, market‑day troublemakers, and anyone who enjoys a little dramatic flair in their wardrobe.

Wear it proudly. Let people wonder. It’s more fun that way.